![]() ![]() I don’t like glace cherries boring rubbery things. Now I like marzipan, and I wasn’t going to let it go to waste, so I put the almond paste in the middle of the cake instead of on the outside of it. ![]() That stuff can break teeth, and everybody peels it off, taking the almond paste with it. I can’t stand that concrete icing you normally get on Chrimbo/wedding cakes. “Well there’s an awful lot of almond stuff in that cake. First arsenic from green paint, now cyanide from cakes.” “Sajehar, thou art obsessed with poisons. We’re all either going to get seriously sozzled on Chrimbo cake or die from cyanide poisoning.” I decided to polish off the Amaretto before mum drowned my cake in it. I must have fallen asleep after decorating the Chrimbo cake with mum last night. “It’s hardly godforsaken if I’m here, is it! Thou werst reclining on the sofa for both the sitting and sleeping full clothed. What do you want, at this godforsaken hour of the morning?” ![]()
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